Yep, you heard it here first. Momma won a big TV in a drawing held at a new mortuary. Now let's examine that a little...
First, when have you ever heard of a new mortuary holdng an open house and giving away prizes? Is it normal to have a party at a mortuary? "Come on in and stay awhile????" Do they serve food? What were some of the other prizes? Season passes?
Secondly, who would go to one of these events? I've never been invited to one, but not real sure I'd go if asked. How bored do you have to be to go to an open house at a new mortuary? Was the local paint drying competition too expensive a ticket?
Third, don't look a gift horse. Momma's old TV was not black and white, but was what they call First Generation Color. It only had two colors...yellow and blue. Boise States home field looked fine, but everybody else looked like they were playing in Idaho too. So I don't know why she attended the mortuary party but I'm glad she went, and made it back out.
New TV. WooHoo! Anybody know of any other new funeral homes opening???
1 comment:
Why are you surprised about the TV? Heck, it was a dead give-away.
god, i am cracking myself up!
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