Thursday, March 23, 2006

West Yellowstone Crime News

I haven't reported on crime in the wild west lately so here goes on some news from West Yellowstone....

-- Both ambulances went to the old airport for two people who had been injured. Later one of the ambulances was released in order to be in the parade. (Sorry, you'll have to wait on that ride to the hospital, I'm scheduled to be the grand marshall...)

-- A resident of the Lower Beartrap subdivision called to report that a pair of bison were in her driveway. One of the animals had a long string of Christmas lights draped over its head. (Even the Bison drink too much...)

-- At 11:30 a.m. a "possibly intoxicated" male was seen attempting to walk, but falling down and lying in the street instead. An officer took him to his residence. (He could have been "possibly stupid" also...)

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