West Yellowstone Crime Report

I continue to be amazed at the level of crime out west. Here's some tidbits from this week's crime log of West Yellowstone, Montana. The red words are my smart alecky commentary.

-- A gray poodle named Smoky was placed in the town pound. (Eegads! Ole Smoky has been cross dressing and hiding out as a poodle! Phone home Smoky! We still love you!)

-- A man called to report that a female acquaintance had been vomiting every 10 minutes for the past five hours. She chose not to be treated by EMT's. (Yikes! You do the math! Every 10 minutes for 5 hours!??? She's launched 30 meteor showers in only 5 hours! What's that girl been eatin?)

-- An employee reported the theft of 300 to 500 quarters from the laundry room of a large motel. (Please read the next report...)

-- Guests were stuck in a motel elevator. (Hmmmm, they didn't happen to have overloaded the elevator with heavy change did they?)

You can read the whole report here.