"Anonymous" recently submitted this entry "Nickname for Pearl should be Mosses - he is leading this program out of the wilderness. " and then asked when his prize would be forthcoming.
First, he (or she) oughta make a few more Sunday School classes cause I think the fella's name was "Moses" not "Mosses". Perhaps he was thinking of Randy Moss?
And I'm proud to report that his prize was mailed yesterday. It was addressed to "Anonymous, USA". I'm sorry I didn't know a zip code so it may take a few extra days to arrive.
Today is Groundhog Days' Eve. Have you got your presents bought?
3 comments:
Good blogs have spell checker! Please send my prize to:
John Doe
111 Main Street
Anywhere, USA
nothing to do with "Saint Pearl", but interesting article:
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5
years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders
in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in
fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the
crash.
They were surprised to find in 39 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit !"
Only the states of Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas,
Kentucky, South Carolina, North Carolina and Texas
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
37760-the mailman knows i won!
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