Monday, April 25, 2005

Hot New Rumours....

According to my sources....Nick Lachey is worried that Jessica Simpson and Johnny Knoxville have a thing going on the set of the "Dukes of Hazard" movie. He's decided to move onto the set in order to keep an eye on her. Reports say she and Johnny were rubbing hands together or something ridiculous like that during filming.

I understand how she could be overwhelmed by the charm of someone like Johnny Knoxville though. She's plaiyng Daisy Mae for a reason.

I'll keep close tabs on this story for you, cause I know you're interested.

In other news, The Vols only had three players drafted and one was a punter. Either we were terrible last year, or nobody graduated and were going to be awesome next year. Hope springs eternal.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We don't graditate our football players. They either use up eligibilty or go to jail.

You are right. Nobody graduated.