Monday, May 02, 2005

Slacker confesses....

OK, so I didn't post on Friday. I'll refund your prescription. In reality, I busted a gut reading about a standoff at a high school in Clovis, New Mexico. It took me 2 days to collect my innards.

Seems a kid was spotted carrying a large cylindical object into school. Fearing the worst school officials called police. Dogs arrived, tactical units deployed, snipers got on rooftops. Scared parents rushed to the school. Then they found the object.

A giant burritto the kid had made for marketing class. Read it for your ownself here...

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