Did you miss the article yesterday where I made the news? I assume by now you've read where some dude carrying a bloody chainsaw, a meat cleaver, a bloody pocketknife and other sharp instruments was allowed to cross into the US from Canada by Customs. Their rationale was "just because you're weird doesn't mean you can't come in". They also said they didn't have a crime lab there so they had no way of knowing if the red substance on his chainsaw was paint or blood. On top of that, the picture of the dude would've made the hair on the back of Charlie Manson's neck stand up.
Later, the police figured out that this fella might've been involved in some chainsaw murders of some of his former friends. So where do I come in?
"In state court the next day, the suspect told a judge he is affiliated with NASA."
Please keep him. We'll make do without him.
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OH, I thought you were refering to your other KNOXVILLE relative:
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JUNE 09, 2005 16:03:43 ET XXXXX
JACKO REPORTER IN FEAR OF 'CRAZED' FAN; COURT ISSUES RESTRAINING ORDER
Diane Dimond and COURT TV have obtained a court-issued restraining order against the leader of a Michael Jackson fan contingent, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.
The 20-year old male from Knoxville, Tennessee has been yelling and allegedly "threatening" Dimond for weeks, sources tell DRUDGE.
"It's turned ugly," a media source explains.
He was served with papers today on the Santa Maria court campus.
The fan has been chanting "bitch, bitch, bitch" as Dimond works and files her reports.
Media Row is separated from the fans by a fence and only 10 feet.
Jackson supporters believe Dimond has been operating as the prosecutor's unofficial advocate and mouthpiece.
Meanwhile, COURT TV has hired private security guards to protect Dimond.
Developing...
Probably co-oping with NASA..
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